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Ear Phones with Splitter

Don’t you hate it when you want to watch a movie or TV show that you recorded on your PSP Go with your friend, only to realize that you left your splitter at home?  In this situation you can choose one of 4 options:

1. Share your earphones and only listen with one earphone each
2. Tell your friend to go to hell and watch the movie by yourself
3. Turn up the laptop earphone-less and annoy everyone on the airplane
4. Avoid deciding by getting earphones with a built in splitter

Life would just be so much easier with this option.  Even though it isn’t photoshopped in the picture, I would probably suggest a small cap to put over the splitter to prevent any dust or liquid from getting in there.

(Thanks Kirsten)

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Urinal Carnival Game

Do you remember that game that you find at the carnival where you are supposed to shoot water from a squirt gun into the middle of the target to make your horse/car/etc. move across the board, and the first one to the other side wins? Well I think someone should bring this same idea to the men’s bathroom! Install one of these games into the unrinals and have contests would totally making going to the bathroom that much more enjoyable.

Not only would this make the bathroom a fun place to hang out, it would keep the bathroom cleaner.  Similar to the urinal fly, it should keep most of the man juice inside the bowl rather than all over the wall.  Plus, girls get the couch in their bathroom… Now guys get fun carnival games in our bathrooms.

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The Hippie Surfboard - Charge your electronics

We here at Patent Penders welcome all green technology and encourage everything it stands for.  The name of this surfboard was the hippie surfboard because hippies are synonymous with green politics and place a high importance on environmental goals.  If I were to call it the green surfboard, it would sound stupid because you would expect the surfboard to physically be the color green.

With that being said, I introduce the Hippie Surfboard.  This surfboard is taken out to the ocean and the rider uses it as a regular surfboard.  While it is being used, the turbine on the bottom of the board begins to charge the tail end of the surfboard for as long as the surfer uses it.  The end is removable and can be plugged into some sort of electrical device like a radio (pictured) or some sort of extremely efficient, electric hippie car.

Now you may be thinking, won’t this ruin how the surfboard rides the wave?  The answer is no, it doesn’t.

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