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Tasteless Toothpaste

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The toothpaste without taste.

The toothpaste without taste.

I hate it when I have a sudden craving for a glass of orange juice, but can’t drink one because I had just finished brushing my teeth.  And if I do end up deciding to muscle through the pain and just drink it… I immediately regret it.  That is why I want a tasteless toothpaste so I can brush my teeth and then have a drink of juice afterward.  Finally, orange juice and toothpaste can coexist.

Automatic Clothes Folding Machine

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The Automatic Clothes Folding

The Automatic Clothes Folding Machine

How to fold clothes fast?  Get an automatic clothes folder.  This machine will be folding your clothes within seconds.  All you have to do is put your shirt / pants / socks /etc. on the conveyor belt and it comes out the other end in the clothes basket, all perfectly folded up.  How this thing works is a mystery, however I would imagine it being an idea similar to this.  If you are like me you hate folding clothes and you want this, I know you do.

Home Video Store

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Shopping for games online just got easier

Home Video Store - Download Games Directly to Disc

Tired of ordering games online then having to wait a week for them to ship it to your lazy ass? Us too! But have no fear this product will revolutionize your online game buying experience. Imagine a system that holds blank disks and then immediately burns what ever disk-based entertainment you buy online, instantly giving you your product. Well the Home Video Store is exactly that! Buy X box 360 and PS3 games online and have them in your hands in a matter of seconds! This product would also save huge amounts of space on your hard drive, leaving plenty of room for your thousands of illegally downloaded songs. The Home Video Store would be capable of burning…

  • Xbox/Xbox 360 games
  • All the games for any of the Playstation consoles
  • Blu Ray and Regular DVDs

The Home Video Store would mark the end of all movie, and video game stores.

The Sunscreen Pill

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The Pill that Prevents Sunburn

The Pill that Prevents Sunburn

Q: What’s basically impossible to do?
A: Put sunscreen on your own back.
Solution: The Sunscreen pill. This little pill is the answer to those awkward blotches red, sunburned skin that resulted from laying out at the beach and missing a few spots with that sunscreen. Sure, those spray bottle help with getting your front but your back is still impossible to reach. I have one favor to ask the person that does make this special pill, please run tests on it before putting it out on the market… this just sounds dangerous, but too convenient to pass up!

PS3 iPhone Remote App

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PS3 iPhone Remote App

PS3 iPhone Remote App

An iPhone app for a universal remote would be great, however there is no infared port on the iPhone, making this hard to do (but not impossible).  There is always the work around of designing a peripheral to plug into the iPhone that would allow such an app, but nobody likes to buy extra toys in this economy.  So why not an application that turns your iPhone into a remote for the Playstation3?  The PS3 uses Bluetooth and so does the iPhone… sounds perfect. I’m not suggesting this for playing video games because the controller is already top notch, although it would be cool to try it out, i mean the phone has rumble.  I’m talking more along the lines of the DVD / Bluray player that comes with the PS3.  It would be cool to have the possibility of controlling the PS3 with the iPhone.  So come on iPhone programmers, make me a PS3 remote app!

Keyboard with Credit Card Reader

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Keyboard with a Credit Card Reader

Keyboard with a Credit Card Reader

What percentage of purchases are through online retailers?  Last time I checked, it was on par with about 30%.  That is a lot.  Since the new way to buy seems to be online, let’s make it even easier for us.  I propose no more typing in those ridiculous credit card numbers and instead, add a credit card reader to our computer keyboard.  Now we can finally spend our money without even thinking about it using great stores like Amazon and eBay.  Soon we won’t even need to drive at all, everything will just be shipped straight to our doors.  And even if we still have to drive to pick up some of our purchases, we still may not need to actually drive.

Smart Lights to Detect… Light

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Light Detecting Lights

Light Detecting Lights

Smart lights are the new green technology to hit a home near you.  Each lamp has a sensor on it that detects how many lumens are in the room.  The idea is to always have a comfortable amount of light in the room while using the smallest amount of electricity possible.  So essentially, these lights are self adjusting lights – but I like the name Smart Lights.

Consider this example:  If the light is turned on when the sun is shining into the house, the light sensor will take a reading and dim the light, automatically adjusting lights to a comfortable level.  Your energy bill will slightly decrease while the size of the glaciers will slightly increase.

If you are trying to decipher the picture, it shows a light bulb connected to a sensor that is connected to th wall outlet.  The sensor reads the amount of light in the room and adjusts the amount of power reaching the light.  The picture on the right shows how this configuration may look.

A Car that Drives Itself

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Automatic Driving Car

Automatic Driving Car

How nice would it be to have your car drive itself while you sit back and just relax.  Very nice, that is how nice it would be.  I’m not talking a car that drives on any road, I mean we have to take baby steps right?  I’m saying we get a car that can take control of the highways.  And this is how I would do it:

That orange line on the road in the picture above is magnetic paint that carries information about the road (ex. speed limit, slope, maybe how dry the road is, and so on).  I figure if the paint is able to be made, it should be easy to lay it out on our highways.  The car is fixed with a tiny sensor on the bottom that reads this paint, much like a magnetic strip on a credit card.  And that’s it!  Pretty simple.  As for turns and such, the magnetic strip will give the car the radius of curvature of the upcoming turn and so the car can turn appropriately.

If we did manage to master this technology, let’s get it on the neighborhood roads ASAP so nobody was to worry about getting a DUI.

Microfreezer

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The Microfreezer

The Microfreezer

Finally, you don’t have to water down that Dr. Pepper by putting ice cubes in it anymore!  The MicroFreezer is stopping that.  This is a much need kitchen appliance to help that would be used constantly in numerous situations, for example:

  • The next beer pong game is rapidly approaching and you forgot to put your case of Busch in the fridge!
  • You microwaved your chicken noodle soup too long!
  • Make an ice white mocha without the ice!
  • Your out of ice!

Of course you may be thinking, “Oh great, one more appliance for my kitchen.”  What if we combined it into one Microstation?  Just press the hot button for a regular Microwave and the cold button for the Microfreezer.

Rechargeable Shoes

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Rechargeable Shoes

Rechargeable Shoes

Here at Patent Penders, one of our goals is to try and utilize some of the untapped sources of generating electricity that we come into contact with during our daily activities. In this idea we take advantage of something that each of us do on a daily basis… walking. With the aid of piezoelectric crystals (crystals that gain an electrical charge when strained by compression, and by twisting motions: Example: Quartz), we hope to developing a special piezoelectric shoe where the electricity is generated by our own walking movements and funneled into the heel of the shoe where it is stored. The heel of the shoe would be detachable and could be used to charge, or extend the battery life of a variety of common electrical items:

  • IPods
  • Cell phones
  • Laptops
  • Electric razors
  • Etc.

The shoe’s heel could be fitted with any number of electrical outputs, based upon desires of the customer. This invention will be beneficial and convenient not only to us as consumers, but to the environment as well .

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