Never Lose Your Car in a Lot Again!

Losing your car in a crowded parking lot is one of the most frustrating situations you can find yourself in. So we here at Patent Penders are calling for an iPhone application that can direct you to your parked car. Here’s how we see it working: After you park your car you open the parking application and hit the start button. After that you walk out of the lot or parking garage. Once you are outside the garage or lot you hit the stop button. The iPhone will have recorded the exact number of feet you have traveled, including the number of feet you traveled up or down (accounting for stairs in a parking garage). When you are returning to your car you simply open the application at the location where you previously stopped it, and you will receive detailed instructions that direct you to the exact spot your car is parked in.

iPhone with a USB port

How about Apple introduce the new iPhone (which will be in June) with a built in male USB port so we can just plug the thing in to any computer and use it like a portable hard drive.  I don’t want iTunes or anything to pop up, just a little window that you can drag data to.  It would be convenient and solve some of those problems where you think to yourself, “Damn, I wish I had my USB drive.”

We apologize for all those that despise the iPhone, but we love it.  What phone is better than the iPhone?  So far, we haven’t found any that come close.  So until that day, we will be coming out with ways to make the iPhone better… although these things won’t ever happen because Apple is not wasting their time with listening to us.

Plug Directly Into the Wall

Sometimes you find yourself in a situation where you want to use the internet but there is no wireless capabilities at your current location, and the 3g speed of the iPhone is too slow or the phone dosn’t have a signal. This is when the iPhone ethernet plug comes in handy. Plug your iPhone directly into the wall and enjoy high speed internet acess for your phone! This would be great for the traveling business person who constantly find themselves in hotels, some of which still havent adapted wireless internet.

The iPhone app for VoIP - Voice over Internet Protocol

Do you live in one of those dreaded dead zones?  Do you want to know how to get better service on your phone?  more specifically your iPhone? Are you sick of me asking you all these questions?

If any of those answers are yes, well I got an app that will get those iPhone developers typing away some computer code.  Dropped phone calls should be able to be prevented by using an app that allows the phone to be connected via cell phone tower or wireless internet and seamless switch between the two depending on which is giving a better signal, while in the middle of a phone call.

If this isn’t possible, then how about AT&T give us an affordable, one time fee network extender.  I mean seriously, why should I pay every month for something the cell phone company should do themselves.

And to the iPhone developer that decides to make this million-dollar-app, sell it for $0.99 and give me a free copy, please.

PS3 iPhone Remote App

An iPhone app for a universal remote would be great, however there is no infared port on the iPhone, making this hard to do (but not impossible).  There is always the work around of designing a peripheral to plug into the iPhone that would allow such an app, but nobody likes to buy extra toys in this economy.  So why not an application that turns your iPhone into a remote for the Playstation3?  The PS3 uses Bluetooth and so does the iPhone… sounds perfect. I’m not suggesting this for playing video games because the controller is already top notch, although it would be cool to try it out, i mean the phone has rumble.  I’m talking more along the lines of the DVD / Bluray player that comes with the PS3.  It would be cool to have the possibility of controlling the PS3 with the iPhone.  So come on iPhone programmers, make me a PS3 remote app!