Patent Penders

No we can’t get rid of our car headlights because we need other drivers to be able to see our car, but we could add some night vision to our windshield.  But not only would it be night vision, I want to throw in a little infared in the mix as well so we [...]

Are you one of those people who needs to be connected to the Internet all day everyday? Is the touch keyboard on the Iphone slowing down your ability to constantly check your skydiving stock portfolio, update your status every six seconds on facebook, and obsess about how many views your YouTube video is getting? Well, with the wireless [...]

I have several ideas for cloud computing, so I will separate them into several different parts, this of course being part 1.
First of all, I will define cloud computing.  This is just how I define it and not necessarily the only definition for it, many people define it differently and it is one of [...]

Think about watching an advertisement for a new breakfast sandwich and being able to smell it, or listening to a beer being poured into a glass and smelling the aroma of the hops.  You can’t tell me that won’t get you going to the store and picking some up.  Not only could you create [...]

I hate it when I have a sudden craving for a glass of orange juice, but can’t drink one because I had just finished brushing my teeth.  And if I do end up deciding to muscle through the pain and just drink it… I immediately regret it.  That is why I want a tasteless [...]

How to fold clothes fast?  Get an automatic clothes folder.  This machine will be folding your clothes within seconds.  All you have to do is put your shirt / pants / socks /etc. on the conveyor belt and it comes out the other end in the clothes basket, all perfectly folded up.  How this [...]

Tired of ordering games online then having to wait a week for them to ship it to your lazy ass? Us too! But have no fear this product will revolutionize your online game buying experience. Imagine a system that holds blank disks and then immediately burns what ever disk-based entertainment you buy online, instantly giving [...]

Q: What’s basically impossible to do?
A: Put sunscreen on your own back.
Solution: The Sunscreen pill. This little pill is the answer to those awkward blotches red, sunburned skin that resulted from laying out at the beach and missing a few spots with that sunscreen. Sure, those spray bottle help with getting your [...]

An iPhone app for a universal remote would be great, however there is no infared port on the iPhone, making this hard to do (but not impossible).  There is always the work around of designing a peripheral to plug into the iPhone that would allow such an app, but nobody likes to buy extra [...]

What percentage of purchases are through online retailers?  Last time I checked, it was on par with about 30%.  That is a lot.  Since the new way to buy seems to be online, let’s make it even easier for us.  I propose no more typing in those ridiculous credit card numbers and instead, add [...]